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jaredramos: WE’RE ALMOST THERE! The Puerto Prinsesa Underground River is in the provisional New7Wonders of Nature based on first count of vote results on 11/11/2011. It is possible that there will be changes among the provisional winners. Voting calculations is being checked, validated, and independently verified, and the confirmed and final list of the New7Wonders of Nature will be announced in early 2012. (View the full list here. Image source here.)

jaredramos:

WE’RE ALMOST THERE! The Puerto Prinsesa Underground River is in the provisional New7Wonders of Nature based on first count of vote results on 11/11/2011.

It is possible that there will be changes among the provisional winners. Voting calculations is being checked, validated, and independently verified, and the confirmed and final list of the New7Wonders of Nature will be announced in early 2012.

(View the full list here. Image source here.)

(Source: whatsupjared)

cutieangelmadrid08:

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Bakit pag lalakeng GWAPO ang tumitingin sa babae ang tawag CHICKBOY..

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Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag MANYAK ..

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Tapos pag ang sumusunod-sunod sa babae ay GWAPO ang tawag SECRET ADMIRER..

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Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag STALKER…

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Pag ang ngumingiti-ngiti ay GWAPO ang tawag FRIENDLY...

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Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag BASTOS..
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Ito ba ang tinatawag na Facial Discrimination ?

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DOCTOR: Ano gagawin mo pa nakalabas ka ng mental?
PASYENTE: “TITIRADURIN KO YUNG BUWAN!”
DR: Mag-iistay ka pa ng 5 buwan!!
(5 MOS. LATER)
DR: Ano gagawin mo pa nakalabas ka ng mental?
P:Uuwi na ako sa amin.
DR: tapos?
P: Magtratrabaho ako.
DR: Tapos?
P: Manliligaw ako ng babae.
DR: Tapos?
P: Magpapakasal kami.
DR: Tapos?
P: Maghohoneymoon kami.
DR: Tapos?
P: Hihiga kami sa kama.
DR: Tapos?
P: Huhubarin ko damit niya.
DR: Tapos?
P: Huhubarin ko shorts niya.
DR: Tapos?
P: Huhubarin ko bra niya.
DR: Tapos?
P: Huhubarin ko panty niya.
DR: TAPOS?
P: KUKUNIN KO YUNG GARTER,GAGAWIN KONG TIRADOR AT “TITIRADURIN KO YUNG BUWAN”

HAHAHAHA BASAAAG!! :D

Teacher vs. Juan

  • Teacher: Nasan homework mo?
  • Juan: Edi nasa home. Kaya nga tinawag na HOMEwork eh! Pag dinala ko dito yun edi SCHOOLwork na tawag dun! Konting utak naman jan ma'am! Badtrip eh! mag-cocoffee muna ako sa canteen para mawala pagkabadtrip ko sa inyo Ma'am!! >.<

Nang mag-cheat si Juan..

asdfghjyrmie:

Teacher: Ganyan ka na talaga ka-bobo Juan?!

Juan: Ma’am! Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance. It’s an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not meant to be handled alone.

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